I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

This satirical essay mocks employees at destructive companies rationalizing their roles through work-life balance. The narrator boasts high pay and perks while enabling AI data centers' massive water use and xenophobic agendas, offset by camping, biking, drag brunch, and beach cleanups. Sleep hours and future retirement supposedly balance "evil" time. Detachment from harm is key: following orders until promotion, loving flaws, and donating 1% while shopping at co-ops in Hawaiian shirts.